UNCLE LEARNING TO WRITE

Once in a corner near the fireplace, Uncle Ezra had been working industriously with a stub pencil and a piece of paper.  Suddenly he looked up and smiled. He exclaimed, "Doggoned it Maw, if I ain't done learned to write."

Maw got up and looked over his shoulder at the lines scrawled across the paper.  What does it say?

Uncle Ezra said, "I don't know, I ain't learned to read yet."