Gary’s Little Joke Page
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What does a Divorce in Arkansas, and a Tornado have in common?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and Under Not Admitted.
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How can you tell a
level headed Kentuckian ?
He has tobacco juice running out of both sides of his mouth!
THIS ONE WAS SENT TO ME BY
James Vineyard
Why did the hillbilly stare at the car radio?
He wanted to watch the car-tune
This was sent to me by Jane
carpeted his bathroom? He thought it was so nice
that he had it put all the way up to the house.
This Old hillbilly comes home excitedly one day from hunting and fills his wife in on the big event---his first glimpse ever of a motorcycle roaring along a woodland trail! As he tells her all about this new critter, she asks, "Didya shoot it dead, Pa?"
"No," he answers, "But my shot was close enough that it got scairt and dropped that feller it was a carryin' off."
The soles of Maw’s feet had been toughened by a lifetime of wearing no shoes. She was standing in front of the cabin fireplace one day when Paw said, "You'd better move your foot a mite, Maw, you're standin' on a live coal." Said she, nonchalantly, "Which foot, Paw?"
Two Arkansas men are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"