HOW TO TELL IF AN ARKY HAS WORKED ON A COMPUTER

The monitor is up on blocks.

Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

The 6 front keys have rotted out.

The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.

The numeric keypad only goes up to 6.

The password is "Bubba."

There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM Drive.

The keyboard is camouflaged.

The Mouse is referred to as a "Critter."