ICE FISHING

Three Hillbillys go ice fishing. They wander out to find a nice ice patchto cut a hole. As they cut the ice, they hear a voice from above say, "There are no fisht here!"  The Hillbillys look at each other in a peculiar way and pick up their gear. They pick another spot and set down their gear. They begin cutting the ice again when they hear the voice from above say, "There are NO fish there!  One Hillbilly looks at the others and says, "Ya know, I think that's God,and he's trying to tell us where the fish are." So the three Hillbillys move to another spot. As they begin to cut again, they hear the voice from above say, "The arena is closed."