BUBBA PASSING GAS

Bubba had a small problem of passing gas most of his wakeing hours as well as his sleeping, and like most men of his nature, he enjoyed there action that was brought on by this natural or unnatural air about him. His wife Martha said," one day Bubba your gon to blow your inners out your self,"  Bubba laughed n passed yet more of his freshness into the air.  One morning Martha was up early cleaning the inners from a fresh ground hog kill and thought to herself that she would play a little joke on Bubba. Taking the inners with her she stuck into their bedroom pulling the covers gently back and pulling aside Bubba's long johns she placed the inners inside and went back to the kitchen. A little while later she heard Bubba awaken and pass some gas than a yell,"GOOD LORD" as Bubba ran for the outhouse. Some time past and Bubba returned to the house and said,"Martha yous was right, I blew my inners out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I was able to get them back in.