C H R I S T I A N  D O G  S T O R Y

This Christian couple felt it important to own an equally Christian pet.   So, after careful inquiry, they went shopping at a kennel specializing in Christi dogs.  They found a dog they liked quite a lot.  When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.  When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity.  They were impressed, they immediate purchased the animal, and went home (piously, of course).  That night they had friends over.  They were so proud of their new Christian dog and his major skills, they called the dog over to show him off.  The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.  This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.   Well, they said, "Let's try this out. " Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"  Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on  the guest's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.